*Disclaimer- I did not write this list, I just found it on the information super highway. After you read this you may wonder who my best friend is. My only friend that fits this description is my friend Jane. WE have known her family for many years and I love her dearly. Enjoy!
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/MrsBEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun" FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tearsFRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it backBEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.